Petroleum Engineer

The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo

Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.

by PETROENGG July 28, 2011

Norwegian steam engine

This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.

I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

enguerrand

A boy or man who is good at everything. He is better than you at everything you think you are good at.

-Yo man I am the best at longboarding at this school.
-you are forgetting about Tom, he is an Enguerrand.

by Dorian Saba November 15, 2013

England Band

Bunch of "loyal" fans, generally regarded as attention-seeking atmosphere-killers employed by the English Football Association to play at England matches. Home and away. Possibly the most infuriating, pointless, mind-numbing collaboration of idiots the world has ever seen. They have an extensive repertoire of four songs, one of which they can't play properly. Their renendition of the "Great Escape" theme has been going on for about eight years now, it has never once been appropriate. No one likes them anymore, their kitsch, camp appeal died after the first three matches. They have ruined the incredible support England once had, as you can't sing along to any of their tunes, even if you wanted to. They killed the singing of "Three Lions", one of the great footballing anthems, and for that alone they should be arrested. Sitting next to them in a match is akin to chinese water torture.

Did you enjoy England's win 7-0 over Germany in the World Cup final?

No, that pissing England Band spoiled it again.

by Kielan Thompson May 26, 2006

England's Largest Off-Licence

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.

I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.

by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

jewish engineering

The study of business

I'm majoring in Jewish engineering.

by Kazimierz June 28, 2005

Queens English

The Queen's English refers to grammatically correct and coherent written expression in the English language. It does not refer to a specific accent, intonation or regional variation of the spoken language.

"I wish the lawmakers would write laws in the Queens English instead of this incomprehensible legalese crap"

by mich July 19, 2004