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Eighth Week

The average time it takes a weed lover to smoke their eighth. The length of an eighth week varies depending on several variables. These variables include, but are not limited to, size of bank account, employment status, and boredom level of the weed consumer.
Guy 1: How long is your eighth week since you got fired?
Guy 2: Dude, only like two days.
Guy 1: Whoa.

Guy 1: Man, I haven't seen that girl in an eighth week.
Guy 2: How long is that?
Guy 1: I don't know, like 4 days.

Scientist 1: We are running low on supplies, we must increase the size of our eighth week until this crisis is over.
Scientist 2: This is bullshit.
by greengreenfiend July 24, 2010
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eightyfuckingnine

The worst possible grade one can receive. Not even a F will make you feel this shitty. The most aggervating feeling EVER, its like FUCK if I had just got one more point I would have had an A in the class.
Fuck, I got an eightyfuckingnine on my chemistry exam! Damn, one more point and I would have had an A.
by SAMxMExBEE May 22, 2012
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eighty pound oreck

when companion is mounted doggie style on floor lifting the legs in an inverted position, such as a wheel-barrow: and companions face is rubbed across the floor such as a vacuum
She's has rug burn because I gave her the eighty pound oreck.
by ashliekat24 April 2, 2010
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Eighteen Enough

Adjective - A phrase indicating that a girl who is traditionally jailbait is built like a girl who has reached the age of consent. It usually indicates she has a fantastic body, great breasts, amazing legs that go on for days, or an ass that just won't quit- fantastic enough that one wishes she was already 18, and mature enough looking that one would not feel any moral quandary should they have intercourse with her.
Question: Did you watch Mad Men last night? That girl who plays Sally Draper was looking fine as hell. I'd love to tap that. Is she eighteen?

Answer: She's eighteen enough.

Reply: Hell yeah she is.
by Sir_Sloth June 23, 2014
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eightdiction

I’m addicted to 80s music

So you have a eightdiction
by Zunker 64 May 22, 2019
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Eighth Gradders

Slang for the eighth graders who are graduating from middle school
Cassie: I'm gonna miss the eighth gradders so much
Rachel: I know I can't believe they're leaving!
Cassie: I'm really gonna miss hooking up with Mark in the halls
by Rachelo97 June 10, 2010
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Eighth Grade Slut

Any girl generally disposed to making out with everybody, but who refuses to have sex with anybody; a slutty girl who will not put out.
Person A: I saw you making out with Sally last night; did you get laid?
Person B: Nope. She's a real eighth grade slut.
by R. G. December 12, 2007
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