Dusty Luster

A dusty luster is a name given to a vagina that hasn't been used in a long length of time.

Dave: "Yo, Kev, I had sex last night!"
Kev: "Sick mate, how was it?"
Dave: "It was good, although, she did have a bit of a dusty luster..."

Because the female had not had sex in a long time, she had quite a dusty luster

by Dusty Man October 23, 2015

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.

I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me

by DocturDave January 28, 2016

dusty missle

When you do anal with someone and they fire out your dick with explosive diarrhea.

We're going out for Mexican tonight baby. I want me a dusty missle

by Houstonwehaveaproblem April 11, 2016

dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango April 18, 2016

dusty wheelchair

When you fuck a paraplegic in a old wheelchair.

Bro I gave Amanda a dusty wheelchair

by Lmfao69 June 8, 2016

Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.

I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.

by back2basics November 19, 2016