Californian disease

virtue-signaling hypocrites who pander to everything and fetishize minorities.

Usually seen as rich socialists.

They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.

For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.

Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.

The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.

Man my favorite celebrity suddenly did a 360 with his personality, it's like he became what he ridiculed.

Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.

by Rahrsh7 November 1, 2023

Mad pow disease

When theres so much powder at the ski resort you and your friends are going absolutely crazy running over each other and totally destroy one another.

How was the resort today?
Dude, after waiting in lift line for 2 hours, once we got to the top everybody totally had mad pow disease, it was sick

by leperms December 13, 2014

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018