A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023
Get the Designated Safe Shagmug. Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
Get the designer drunkmug. the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
Get the designated cockblockermug. A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022
Get the Designated Dickmug. Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022
Get the Designated Colettermug. After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.
by Frets & Such July 11, 2017
Get the designated beermug. When a male cums and uses a designated corner of a towel to clean up this is to often hide the spot and also continue use later
by ThisDudeDontCare September 30, 2019
Get the Designated Cornermug.