defecake

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.

Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."

by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011

defriend my honor

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.

Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"

by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness

1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.

by TinyT37 November 4, 2012

Defapitation

When you get them head of your dick cut off

The man was a victim of defapitation.

by Defapitation January 6, 2015

Defuckify

Un-fuck something that's fucked

We need to defuckify this code set.

by Mr Tiger April 28, 2015

deflatulate

When you cut a particularly horrific fart and then need to break up the stink somehow before someone enters your personal space.

I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

Defeeted

When someone is proven to have less sexy feet than someone else in the foot fetish community.

"Emma Stone was defeeted by Margot Robbie and is no longer number one on wikifeet".

by Dicksonary Dave June 14, 2021