daisy

daisy is a dumb bitch. she doesn’t listen and will go back to the same person even though she knows that they don’t care about her. she’s stubborn and annoys everyone. she feels like the world hates her and is insecure as fuck.

woah, daisy is really fucking sad.

by pelvis123 August 4, 2019

daisy

daisy is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. she is the fakest person and will end up stabbing you in the back. she also smells like poo and needs some victoria secret perfume. you won’t want to be on the same street as her, or even the same country as her cause you’ll get a big whiff of her unbearable smelly body oder. she also looks like cadences toe after a long shower n one glance of her face will make u regret having the ability to see things and you will never want to open your eyes again.

omg can you smell that? there must be a daisy near by.

ew did you see daisy earlier? i did and now i don’t wanna open my eyes, she’s so ugly!!

by george broski November 27, 2019

Whoopsie Daisy

Very specific. A whoopsie Daisy is when a young chap and a thrustworthy candidate have a morning sixty-nine. but said act of numbers is only a Whoopsie Daisy if it is the first time the two folks have gotten past 1st base.

we woke up, I told her to turn around and next you thing you know, whoopsie daisy! her mouth's on me, and I'm smelling the morning flowers

by thrusty vibes October 13, 2017

Daisy

To talk about something that has already been said or spoken about among a group of friends or colleagues. To repeat needlessly a headline or story. To state, out loud, a story that you think you have seen before anyone else, yet haven't. To do a 'Daisy'

Did you know that the World Trade Centre was attacked by Terrorists? - Yeah thanks Daisy

by Janette Marshall May 25, 2009

Daisy

A bug eyed bitch who has a starring problem

Can u stop looking at me Daisy?

by Professur June 20, 2018

Whoopsie daisy's

To make love in a consensual way.

She cap'n if she claim that sex wasn't whoopsie daisy's

by V Willy September 4, 2019

oopsie daisy

they act of laughing to a point of defecation. or urination.

scott: why did the baby cross the road?
thomas: why?
scott: well he was tied to the chicken of course
thomas: haha. haha...ha. oh, hahahahaha! oh no, Oopsie daisy!!

by regatone123 November 1, 2007