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Boot scoot dookie 

When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.
Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"

Hawking a dookie 

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

eat my doonies 

to imply for someone to eat their booty cheeks
"yeah i was game-raging so hard i told the guy to eat my doonies"
eat my doonies by bbribs November 15, 2022

bajookie dookie

not pleasant to look at; ugly ; unattractive
Gosh Nick is so bajookie dookie.
bajookie dookie by the bad dick November 15, 2016
noun:A slang insult. "You're such a dookie!" noun: A mistake. "Oops, I made a little dookie." verb: Replaces the phrase "excuse me" after one passes gas. "**Ppppphhhhhtt** Dookie!"
"You're such a dookie!" "Oops, I made a little dookie." "**Ppppphhhhhtt** Dookie!"
Dookie by Grace March 4, 2004

Dookie love 

The act of walking behind someone and sticking your finger up their butt hole through their pants.
I just dookie loved that guy in the club!
Dookie love by Dookenit April 24, 2011