Hock a dookie

When you shit at high velocity.

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie

by wolddir January 21, 2022

Hock a Dookie

To eject shit from your mouth.

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.

by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022

Boot scoot dookie

When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.

Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"

by Milfbanger420 May 1, 2022

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

eat my doonies

to imply for someone to eat their booty cheeks

"yeah i was game-raging so hard i told the guy to eat my doonies"

by bbribs November 15, 2022

bajookie dookie

not pleasant to look at; ugly ; unattractive

Gosh Nick is so bajookie dookie.

by the bad dick November 15, 2016

Dookie

noun:A slang insult. "You're such a dookie!" noun: A mistake. "Oops, I made a little dookie." verb: Replaces the phrase "excuse me" after one passes gas. "**Ppppphhhhhtt** Dookie!"

"You're such a dookie!" "Oops, I made a little dookie." "**Ppppphhhhhtt** Dookie!"

by Grace March 4, 2004