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fart doctor

A person with a doctorate in the study of flatulance.
Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town
by piss jerking March 2, 2017
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hands of a doctor

When you don't drop the football. Ever.

(Formerly, hands of a surgeon)
"We have to guard that big receiver on their team. He's got the hands of a doctor!"
by DrewFontaine December 20, 2008
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Doctor Jimmy

A 'Doctor Jimmy' is the act of sexually assaulting/raping someone, usually a woman. The reference is taken from the the chorus of Dr Jimmy, a song by The Who, where 'Doctor Jimmy' is an alternate, woman-raping personality of the main character in the rock opera Quadrophenia.
"Damn son, I heard Keith's in jail!"
"Yeah, he was drunk and pulled a Doctor Jimmy on his brother's girl, Heather."
by Spartan Jag April 9, 2008
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DOSIOF

Do Oreos Suffocate if On Fire?

DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.

They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.

* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.

We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.

But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.
DOSIOF usually stands for,(well, in our case), Our Deputy(hilariously hilarious to joke about) and our old Principle (ditto) and their 'affair'.

So yeah, She says "Donaldddd* our sex is on fire!"
And sings it to the tune.
And yeah. It's hilarious.
by y-fish July 27, 2009
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Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!
Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!
by bridianne October 29, 2010
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That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.
Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!
by Chupacabra244 August 4, 2011
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ice doctor

a person who is good a kepping it real or cool. he can turn any tight or heated situation into a cool and calm one. also someone who takes everything in stride, when a normal person might freak out or panic.
"Dude Bruce is such an Ice Doctor, we gave him the five cereals and he didnt even flinch, he just named five cereals."

"Really? that guy is always cool and collected.'
by Ice Docter 777 February 21, 2009
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