Defression

A person who pretends to have depression so they can draw attention to themselves.

Kendrick has defression.

by Tanner 420 June 11, 2018

Depressichino

A person who is usually abnormally happy or smiley that suddenly becomes 'normal' aka depressed ✨

"Amelia has turned into a depressichino today"

by Shusshii July 6, 2021

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.

Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."

by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020

Down Depressed

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't really matter later down the line.

After Beema got his AP Euro mcq back he was down depressed.

by Beema23 January 27, 2021

Facebook depression

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.

I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.

by dp916 April 18, 2011

Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.

The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)

by NotGonnaDieSoStopTryntaKillMe July 18, 2011