2 definitions by jasmineoliviayale
Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020
An alternative school located in Widefield School District 3, right next to Widefield High School. Known as the "bad kid" school of the district, as the kids that go here were expelled from previous schools, lack credits, or have behavioral issues. Everyone here vapes, does drugs, smokes, and drinks alc. The bathrooms smell like vape juice 24/7 and the musty kids here smell like weed too. The losers at your school are the cool ones here. If you don't do the above, (vape, drugs, smoke, drink alc) you're seen as a loser. Being smart is embarrassing here and uncommon. Good luck with group projects, nobody puts in any effort here and everyone has below average IQ here. Staff members are all clannish and talk shit about the less popular kids. (AKA the kids that won't end up in prison in the next 10 years). The kids here throw up fours and act like they're part of gangs. Everyone here has some type of blaccent and claims they have "hoes." When the only hoes they have are the type everyone has to water their lawn.
Evan: What school do you go too?
Salvador: I go to Discovery High School.
Evan: Damn, so you're a loser and a societal fuck up?
Salvador: Ya.
Evan: I'm playing bro. Let's touch cocks tonight!
Salvador: I go to Discovery High School.
Evan: Damn, so you're a loser and a societal fuck up?
Salvador: Ya.
Evan: I'm playing bro. Let's touch cocks tonight!
by jasmineoliviayale July 24, 2022