Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Ass crust

When you dont wipe

Or

Someone who joins your group chat uninvited

Ew this ass crust joined this chat

by Jagwla November 26, 2018

Crust

Payton's edges.

Payton's edges are full of crust.

by What it do stu December 7, 2018

bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018

Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

crust rag

A towel used to wash a prostitute's vagina on the daily, what is commonly known as a hoe-bath, if u are referred to as a crust-rag you should be very offended , this is highest form of insultation

Iv'e Lost My Crust-Rag.
Fuck You Crust Rag!

by GOLA BESSEE August 18, 2017

middle crust

The crusty middle class like Cape

Cape is such a cool middle crusty guy!

by the puss poumder August 31, 2017