The most gangster man in this universe. He's got the personality, muscles and the cock to make you scream with goodness
by Grimmreaper97 January 19, 2021
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by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021
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Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.
by Xgishy March 14, 2021
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Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
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I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022
Get the Alaskan Cruise mug.In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
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