When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
by JRM065 January 7, 2015
Get the Russel Crowedmug. Police : Hello how can I help you
Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on
Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on
by Schubby monster December 27, 2019
Get the Crownessmug. by cfm21 October 21, 2014
Get the crowing of the cockmug. an over all amazin person when people see her they are mesmerized by her beauty and instantly falls in love but usually only falls for H or C but you know maybe you have a chance
random: is that jaelyn c?
some guy;yeah but shes taken
random:of course she is! look at her!
some guy:she’s beautiful !
jaelyn crowe is the most anazung person you can meet
some guy;yeah but shes taken
random:of course she is! look at her!
some guy:she’s beautiful !
jaelyn crowe is the most anazung person you can meet
by shhh im in love December 4, 2023
Get the jaelyn crowemug. A rare breed of roller pigeon, most likely resulting from a deliberate cross of the Galatz Roller and Berlin Long Faced Tumpler by San Francisco area fanciers. With dramatic dark black plumage and elongated features, it is easy to differentiate from other common urban doves. Both males and females develop vivid reddish-orange rictal bristles when fully mature. The shade of orange is often compared to the international orange of San Francisco's famous Golden Gate Bridge.
A pair of Storm Crows, long-shanked and imperturbable, parted the roiling mass of doves on the street below, like a hot blade through crème fraîche
by Saxonshield415 July 14, 2022
Get the Storm Crowmug. 
Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have youm met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Curly Crowemug.