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Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.
"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."
by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008
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crooshes

Creeps + Dooshes = Crooshes

A psychological term for the the type or kind of dudes that are either or all of the above: old/intoxicated/ ugly/ boundary steppin fools. These men are the Ultimate Sausages. Obnoxious, self righteous terds who shit on peoples egos/self esteems, deriving the confidence to do so from binge drinking n drugs which causes the illusion of invicibility during states of belligerance.

They spit zero game and will grab girls in inappropriate places to get our attention. Call us crude names. Attempt to get in our pants during the intro and actually think that they can get away with it. They are socially retarded and unnacceptable if a true gem is able to realize her self worth/ respect.
Crooshes are easy, and beg to be taken advatange of by the next piece of meat that walks in the room with a shaved pussy-- He'd gladly have her sit right on top of his face and go for a face dive.

The only way to fight off a Croosh is by hustlin their shafts with the palm of yur hands, while tantalizing their nuts with the tip of yur tongues.

Tantalizers jerk crooshes around..a lot
by hips with sass June 10, 2010
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crosenbaum

A tool.
Someone who signs out on you mid conversation.
One who wears pinstripe shirts and thinks he's cool.
Wow he signed out on me mid conversation. What a crosenbaum.
by Dr. Poop2 January 15, 2011
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Crowsen

Taken from Crowson. Native American literally meaning son of Crow. Not the bird though, Crow was an indian tribal leader, likely of the Crow tribe.
"Hey Crowsen you have a pretty cool name!"
by Crow-bar March 26, 2012
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Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.
"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 16, 2013
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Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
by swedishmegma July 27, 2016
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croostafistics

i just ate some croostafistics
by codyisawesome July 17, 2016
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