Creative Writing via Urban Dictionary

When regularly contributing to Urban Dictionary could be an effective training ground to launching your creative writing career, because you are getting professional feedback for anything you think is funny or that would make lots of folks happy or angry—and the service is free and instant.

Unless you’re related to the editors or you’ve bribed them, it’s unlikely that you can get an entry approved if you’re a dull writer with a poor sense of humor or a puritan mindset. Why not hone your creative writing via Urban Dictionary? Why pay someone dearly to critique your writing when you’ve a team of first-rate volunteers-editors who would do it for you for free?

by MathPlus January 27, 2019

Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

Chocolate Creamsicle

When you take a shit on your partners face and wipe it around with your dick. Quickly after blow your load in your partners mouth.

Damn, they might as well call me the ice cream man cause I gave a couple bitches a chocolate creamsicle and they keep asking for more.

by anonibitch September 11, 2009

Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

by Super Thicc June 14, 2017

inguinal crease

The crease between the torso and the thigh. Creates a 'V' shape in the direction of the groin.
Incredibly sexy, makes girls dumb/thick/stupid
(Basicly i'd encourage all guys to get some)

Girl1: Why are you with that knob
Girl2: He has those sexy thingys (inguinal crease)
Girl1: Ohh I get it

by Emilouh April 11, 2012

cambodian creamsicle

First you jack off, then you spread the semen from the masturbation all over your penis. Then proceed to find a whore and have her blow your cum covered cock.

I had just finished jacking off in that whore sarah's bathroom, so when she came into the bathroom to check on me, i got her to suck my cambodian creamsicle

by Tacs June 24, 2007

Creative

The act of coming up with an idea to solve a problem. The problem may be given to you or you may have created the problem, thus being truly creative. Creativity is a valuable commodity when it is very strong, when weak it is something that people think they have but never really show. Creativity is the mother of invention and the Mothers of Invention were creative. If you wonder about it's worth, think about Velcro and how it's inventor got the idea by looking at thistles.

Jessica's teacher told her to be "creative" so she analyzed the problem looking for interesting solutions and came up with an idea that she decided to market. Now she is worth 20 million dollars and lives in Firenze where she excercizes her "creativity" by painting in the Piazza Signoria.

by bozlog October 6, 2005