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Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.
I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.
by ADANKFART March 26, 2022
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Gender Confused

When a trannie "woman" prison inmate gets two other females prisoners pregnant in a female prison.
The trannie woman prisoner was gender confused who "she" got two other female pregnant.
by queensburykid July 31, 2022
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un-confused

The state of understanding what you first were confused by .
“I be a lil confused and need to know so I can be un-confused .”
by Yougetitnow_ August 27, 2022
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spontaneously combust a nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
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species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.
"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."
by imdabossbitch August 19, 2023
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Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!
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Spontaneous Combustion

A totally real medical condition. This condition is found primarily in small children and the elderly.

When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.

Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.

It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.

Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.

And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
"Hey, bro! Did you see Landen Spontaneously Combust in the gym! It was crazy!"

"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"

"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
by Xeni_isbetter November 30, 2023
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