Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

kat coma

when Kat goes into a heavy sleep what some may call a hibernation.

"Hey have you heard from Kat?"
" No, she's in a Kat coma"

by AdamKlein4Lyfe November 13, 2017

Chow Coma

The sleepiness induced by eating too much.

After a large meal: "Chow Coma is setting in, I better take a nap."

by Clutzo November 27, 2011

metal coma

When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.

Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.

by Spartan#3223 April 7, 2023

sexual coma

The act of sleeping for a long period of time after a sexual activity

yeah man the other night Jessica put me into a total sexual coma

by jessicaisagod May 16, 2016

My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>

My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>

My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Coma girlfriend

the definition of not talking or doing anything and and a girl who sucks at relationships and breaks headphones alot

The girl became a coma girlfriend and didnt do anything the rest of the relationship

by Hitman213 August 5, 2010