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Delta, Colorado

A town in Colorado. Nearest big city is Grand Junction. Most everything that other guy said is true, but it sure beats the hell outta montrose colorado. Fuckin' indians.
Jim: Hey man, did you see that town we just passed through?

Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.

Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.
by deltadude November 19, 2009
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ColeJames

To be able to do what ever one wants because this person is the sexist coolest person alive

One you don't fuck with unless you want to die a horriable paniful death by having your intestens ripped out then hung with them
Damn he is pretty ColeJames
by Cole Houshower January 31, 2008
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colorado tuxedo

A colorado tux is a blue blazer over a button down long sleeved oxford shirt on top, and jeans and cowboy boots beneath that.

The blue blazer can come from any department store; the oxford has to be 100% cotton, and pressed; ideally the jeans would be Wrangler, because that's what real Colorado cowboys wear; and the cowboy boots have to be pointy, and can't be one of those new fangled pairs with laces.

It can be accessorized with a wide brown leather belt, hopefully with leather stitching along the edges, and with a big shiny rodeo belt buckle. A cowboy hat of any kind is also a good accessory.
At the opera in Denver: "Look at all the Colorado tuxedos. That's about as nice as people dress around here."
by Jude Sand May 15, 2008
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Coltrane

A unique high you experience when you take at least 4 valium and smoke a gram or so of marijuana, preferably raspberry kush but it works with any strain, and listen to old John Coltrane records on vinyl
Guy 1: “tonight’s gonna be crazy, we’re gonna do the ol’ Coltrane and order some pizzas, you should stop by”

Guy 2: “Sounds fun I’ll totally be there”
by TheJoker047 July 22, 2018
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Colerack

Colerack is a rare term someone uses to describe an online predator. Similar to other slangs “pedo” and “kid toucher
Heard of that Colerack on social media that texts all the minors? His user is Blank Stay away from that Colerack.
by SeriousGeorge December 9, 2020
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celerape

1. To celebrate an event by raping someone or something, which ever feeds your fancy you sick bastard

2. Raping to celebrate an event. This occurs when one cannot hold one's own excitement back so much so that it forces itself out in a violent sexual nature.
"I want to celerape the New Year with that dog."

"Yo man, I can't keep it in my pants anymore, let's celerape that thing that looks like a woman over there."
by Ivan Yominovsky August 27, 2007
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Colorado Wind Farm

We all had beans and weenies, cabbage and beer on our camping trip. We were a regular Colorado Wind Farm.
by dryballer January 22, 2011
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