cocblock

cocblock, a term used when someone makes life harder and stops you from getting something you want.

derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.

I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!

by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx March 2, 2009

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

Cock Block

A person(little sibling, parent, etc.) that prevents intercourse or oral sex from occuring.

"Dude, I would've gotten a blowjob from Linda, but my little sister wouldn't go downstairs, what a cock block!"

by Herbert Baldwin February 5, 2009

cockknocker

Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker

Shutup Bond you cockknocker

by I am Asparagus November 16, 2005

cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003