cluned

The past tense of clean, like cleaned, but only idiots say this.

Mom: clean your damn room!
Jeanay: I already cluned that shit!
Mom: *smack*

by WhatsPastTense June 27, 2022

chupexxx

An endangered creature that often stays hidden in a cave and attacks when he is given the green light. OR unshaven hair under neck and back. Typically, this creature tends to false advertise home good discounts.

No jodas Chupexxx, te dejaron usar el celular?
Chupexxx, thats not really a discount!

by vic the brick July 1, 2022

Clue DART

In San Antonio basic training a trainee would be called this when they displayed cluelessness. DART is an ack that stands for Dumb Ass Retarded Trainee

TI in 320th MTF(Alcatraz) - Where are you going you fricken Clue DART! You fricken clue! Get back here.

by Dean Cech July 28, 2022

Clapeerimjob

An exceedingly horrifying Rimjob, so bad that it causes the receiver’s central nervous system shut down, in most cases leading to their death

“What happened to Joe?”
“He was rushed to the hospital after recieving a Clapeerimjob from his sister.”

by Gerfuffle September 12, 2022

Clueless Hottie

Dumb mfer that doesn't realize how hot they are even when people tell them otherwise and there is proof around their surroundings.

"Yo, Sohpie is one Clueless Hottie."

by Emp11r34n September 29, 2022

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022

clukes.lol

my proffesional name

hi clukes.lol

by clukes.lol November 13, 2022