Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.

"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."

by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022

Coughing

Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.

Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.

by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022

Clouding

When you're sad but not sad enough to cry.

I was clouding yesterday but I didn't rain... So now I'm fine -it's fine

by UrbanWordings June 5, 2022

Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022

Cooching

Being a stink ass female dog

She is such a cooching rat

by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022

Clouding

When the loading to find a match, takes a very long time due to a lack of players. also it’s a verb

Guy1: hey, you got a 4000 trophies in clash of clans
Guy 2: yeah it sucks. I can’t find a match now because I’m always clouding.

by Rat_gameing June 23, 2023

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023