by Your Boy Choy May 11, 2008
You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.
by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009
This is the proof that violate the second law of thermodynamic. Chuck Thermodynamic can make liquid nitrogen go into an exothermic process at release infinite joules of heat to crush an opponent. Chuck Thermodynamic can only be pulled off by Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris can use ice to increase the temperature of the sun. Theoretically, Chuck Norris is consider "the system" who will give off infinite heat to "the surrounding" which, in this case, is the universe. Eventually, the universe will burn up and our existence will be null.
Chem Student: We don't have gas for the bunsen burner.
Chuck Norris: I will punk the ice to some heat with the power of Chuck Thermodynamic!
Chem Studnet: wtf?
(Chuck Norris cause 1E90 Joules of explosion in the Chemistry lab.)
Chuck Norris: I will punk the ice to some heat with the power of Chuck Thermodynamic!
Chem Studnet: wtf?
(Chuck Norris cause 1E90 Joules of explosion in the Chemistry lab.)
by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008
"Chucking a Gary" is term given to an individual who creates the most bullshit stories you've ever heard. A fabricator of the most elaborated and ridiculous stories imaginable.
Person1 “hey man, did you hear I’m paying to be the first space tourist ever?”
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"
by SammyL February 07, 2010
I saw this cute lil druken slut last night at the club, I was drunk as fuck, and she was all over me. I did the only sane thing a horny guy would do. I did the old "fuck it & chuck it".. Never saw that bitch again!!!!
by Diggitty April 21, 2011
When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.
by rocketman January 31, 2005
Neurosis of the infinite kind. The Alpha and Omega of Neurosis. The self induced, interconnected, interstellar particle of Neurosis from which all Neurosis stems.
When the turns green... The lantern burns bright...you suffer neurosis and master it. You become a sensei of Neurosis, and then you take a big draw on life and Chuck Neurosis faces you!
by 12th Dan Neurosis March 15, 2017