choad bag

it is something that keeps fat dicks warm

my mate isaac has one e.g oh my god my choad bag keeps me warm

by p-hillip May 30, 2006

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 7, 2004

choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Chapati

A person from the Northern parts of India. A person that believes everyone speaks Hindi all over India and outside of India. A person with that an extra A to their already confusing names. A person that believes everyone watches Bollywood movies and expects everyone to love or know Bollywood actors. Have $15 in their bank accounts but will spend $500 to look good for a social media picture. Judges someone based on the color of their skin. The lighter complexion is a godly characteristic for them. Someone that doesn't have black friends

At Heathrow Airport

Stranger : Hello. *Continues to Speaks in Hindi

Me: Hi,i don't speak your language. Are you lost?

Stranger: Arent you an Indian why don't you learn Hindi?

Me: I grew up in England.

Stranger: Oh

Me: Walks away *sighs* Fucking chapati

by Rahul Gandhi June 22, 2019