Life is like a Circle Graph

Something the wise Mr. Scott once said.

Mr. Scott: “Vote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”

Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”

by Mr. Scott’s Agent September 29, 2021

DS Circle

When three or more people within fifty feet of eachother whip out their Nintendo DS and begin using the chat function rather than actually talking to eachother, like an ice cream social for nerds. Popular in lobbies of large events.

At least fifteen people were participating in a little DS Circle at Anime Weekend Atlanta this year. We never figured out what that black Akatsuki member's DS name was.

by Metrion December 11, 2007

JO circle

A jack off circle.

Trevor, Matt, Tommy, and I got together in my room for a really high-energy JO circle. All was going well until Tommy spilled his seed all over my carpet!

by Basedgod11221122 January 11, 2012

wank circle

To form a circle with a group of at least 3 other gentlemen standing no more than half an arms length apart. With the trousers of all participants removed, each participant stimulates the person to their right with a clenched hand. The first person to ejaculate is declared the winner & the wank circle disbands.

Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.

Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)

Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.

by Amistra August 29, 2013

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Discord circle jerk

(made by someone) a Discord server where a group of friends (of that someone) and mutuals, who are dependent on eachothers' company and entertainment, congregate in the same channel of that server, especially after a long day of mental/social labor (school/work).

A$AP Rocky: This is the best Discord circlejerk I've ever been in. Y'all whilin'?

Joe Biden: Yes, we are certainly, wildin' out and you can invite your friends to join our Discord circle jerk!

by GookSoup April 21, 2018

Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

by Jack August 16, 2004