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Chav

An alien-like subspecies of human who disguise themselves as a member of the British Population.

Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)

Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
S: "When i was walking home today, i saw a chav on spice"
A: "Filthy Bastards"
by ItsJayJack October 13, 2019
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Chav

A fat Ginger cunt called Luke, who only wears Track suits and own three pairs of the same tracksuit bottoms.
Luke you are such a Chav”
by Char_x December 9, 2018
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Basically the people who are left behind in society in Britain, they often wear the same tracksuits and stuff, they might either have a Cex drawstring bag around them or a JD sports drawstring bag around them. They can be kinda racist too, I was once told to “go back to my country” by chav, chavs made up most of the BNP voters and a lot of EDL supporters were chavs, there is such thing as football chavs to which are basically chavs but there insanely into football
That chav just stole my damn bike
by Leomclaren April 28, 2021
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many ask me “what is a chav” and i simply say back to them
“why it is someone who looks like a walking adidas or nike advert” this meaning that all they ever seem to wear is nike and adidas 👌🏻
look at those chavs”

“i see them over there

“they are all wearing adidas and nike”
“ew!”
by megxnellee July 9, 2019
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Chav

Someone who wears a tracksuit and smokes cigarettes every day.
"You are a chav kys"
by Jimmyward December 30, 2018
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A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.
by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020
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Chav

A: omg look it's a chav
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
by @goochie_grease on tiktok September 1, 2020
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