Chasing the Chestnut

Sexual prostate stimulation

He bent over and asked me to start chasing the chestnut, so I lubed him up and went for it.

by caryatid68 October 4, 2011

Charging Elephant

A dance move which involves pulling out you trouser pockets, holding them aloft whilst poking your penis out over your trousers. It is often complemented by a prolonged braying noise.

A: Oh shit, that guy is sweeping up the bitches.

B: I'm not surprised, did you see his Charging Elephant?

by Elephantastic69 November 3, 2012

Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016

chasing worms

A phrase that is used to say that someone or something is deceased. The reason is after burial, worms tend to feast upon the flesh of the dead.

“My real father is dead, he is six feet under chasing worms!”

by {Cakeman} January 18, 2018

chasing the mustache

Street term for shooting up Insulin.

"oooh mah god, insulin I love you. Ohh, sweet, sweet life-giving nectar processing my sugars...yes...diabeetis! DIABEEETUUUS! I'm chasing the mustache!"

by Silly Milly January 18, 2008

Egg Chasing

Chav's interpretation of the word 'rugby'

Is you going to watch that Egg Chasing Blud?

by Robin Timms November 11, 2003