Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.

This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist

by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023

chair pop

An awkward moment when someone gets so carried away by something that they pop off their chairs and stand up, looking stupid.

Francis got so into the lecture that she gave an involuntary chair pop.

by INbOXx101 February 21, 2012

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by anonymous March 30, 2023