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cardboard muncher

Sexual actions by mouth upon a woman's vagina. Can also be called "Box Muncher".
"Eating so much pussy labeled you a cardboard muncher!"
by VyRiZ June 24, 2006
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cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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Cardington

A one horse town. Typically full of beutiful cowgirls, with extremly round badonkadonks.
Guy 1: Wow did you see that girl.
Guy 2: Yeah that cardington was one hot babe!!!!!
by dampiano June 20, 2008
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Carpio

The smallest little shit hole in North Dakota, 30miles away from real civilization, and dictated by farmers. The winter months are at a comfortable -10°F most days. The most unlikely place you'll ever go to and brag about it.
"Have you ever heard of a little place called Carpio?"
by FlippingReally February 15, 2015
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Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.
1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."
by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009
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Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School

bunch of wanna be hard rich kids that are nothing but pussies. and teachers that act like they profit off giving detentions.
If you go to Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School you are a bitch ass spoiled brat.
by train co January 24, 2020
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Cardiff

Capital of Wales, grey scummy city with the hottest gash in the world. i.e. where the girls look the exact mathematical inverse of their surroundings. Not as multicultural as other cities, more of a work hub for valleys people who travel to the capital due to lack of employment in their own towns. Hence Cardiff is generally home to some of the finest welsh poontang on the planet. A notable mention also goes to english students who make up a fair proportion of the city centre's youth population. Cardiff University attracts not necessarily the brightest students, but without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful girls from all around the United Kingdom. A must see for any male tourist, though certainly not for its architecture. Be wary of going out on a Friday/Saturday night in the city centre; it is much better to just soak up the sights during the day time, when the main shopping street is packed to the brim with exemplary gash.
miroku: So, er, made any nice purchases today?
Hot Cardiff girl: Yes, I bought a handbag and I found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus

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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat's well good bruv, now I might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?

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PUA: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what's your name?
Hot Cardiff girl: I'm 15
(PUA runs away)

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Cardiff University is a quality academic research institution. It researches every single hot gash in the United Kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to Cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.

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by Aldolf July 25, 2011
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