Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe

Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.

by Fen_ris October 21, 2023

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

CANOE Glue

When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.

She's got Canoe Glue all over her Ham Wallet.

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023

concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

Cano

A much who can build a house but can’t build a bench!

Omg he’s such a cano

by Jung kookie July 22, 2023

beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.

The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023