Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.

Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!

by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013

douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

María cano

Maria is really pretty

María cano is good

by Cuuuufki November 23, 2021

canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

Canoe

The sexual act in where one woman lies on her back, performing oral sex on one man, allowing vaginal or anal penetration from another man, whilst a third man tittyfucks her. The three men must syncrothise there thrust and , if desired shout "Stroke!" whilst thrusting to fully simulate a wonderful summer camp feeling.

"Yo man you down to canoe with Zack and Jessica later."

by Richard Slammer October 19, 2018

Jorge cano

A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.

Jorge cano likes to get pegged

Jorge cano tells Emily “pls spit on me”

by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021

Canoe

When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.

She bent my dick while canoeing me last night

by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019