cellune

the gayest fucking person in the universe

“cellune likes cock and balls torture”

by 4ntiz3y July 1, 2021

Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.

Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.

by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021

callum cato

Callum cato can be a kind-hearted, gorgeous, handsome , man but boy oh boy can he be evil.for example one time you meet for the first time everything is nice and smooth and hes rlly growing on you then you finnally confess feeling date for a bit then you brake up then his an utter bitch. Who is horrible makes you insecure and treats you like a stranger.and gets a re bound 5 days after you brake up <3

Friend 1: y/n isnt that your ex callum cato?
Friend 2 : omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was really nice until we broke up now hes an asshole

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021

Callum Derrick

Callum is a beautiful, kind hearted boy. He is very generous and out going. Callum looks out for his family and friends, is very supportive, and achieves a lot of great things. He is caring and a very good looking boy, he’s strong and passionate about sports, and overall he is beautiful on the inside and out

Callum Derrick, is such an amazing boy.

by Demidowdc July 29, 2021

callum cato

Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3

Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021

Callum

What a chad he is the closest thing to being a chad without actually being called chad.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CALLUM WHAT A HOTTIE, *moaning noises*

by Chaddius Maximus September 12, 2021

caflunx

when something just isn't right and you just gotta say this random word and it'll all be alright

Teacher: do 20 pages of homework by tomorrow

Me: "aye caflunx"

by poopybutthole3 October 4, 2021