Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.

ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."

by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015

The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023

niggers of california

A fictional company based in California,USA. Created by GhostyX2#8796, started off as a joke when Ghost was making an email for an Azure account.

Yo! Join Niggers Of California!

by ghostyx2x October 8, 2022

san disco, california

The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley. San Disco is a blue voter district. San Disco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation. San Disco is a new sound of music pooped out by Jason Mraz & friends.

I really want to go to San Disco, California...or listen to it...

by megan808 October 25, 2007

Southern California

The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!

Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??

by AdomC June 12, 2015

California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009