genital cactus

Noun: a person with features like unto or relating to both cacti and genitals, perhaps manifesting in juvenile facial hairs and greasiness. An expletive most often connoting negatively.

"Hey, did you see that fucking guy, most definitely named Steve? Yo, that some genital cactus sheeyit."

by Radical Bob February 4, 2010

National Cactus Making Day

National Cactus Making Day is on June 26th. It is the day to make a cactus 3D model.

ObviouslyPurple: Check out this cactus mesh I'm currently modeling in Blender!

*Posts picture of hairy cactus model*
UwaisPlayz: made a cactus
*Posts picture of super low poly cactus*
toxic0dd: Why is everyone making cactus today! Happy National Cactus Making Day!!!👍 🥳

by MegaPiggy June 26, 2020

living the cactus life

Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag

No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!

by concrete-angel December 19, 2018

Cactusexual

I identify as one primarily cause im a prick, but to go into detail

Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual

I identify as a cactusexual cause im a prick...cactus brethren unite

by Snazzy-kun June 29, 2018

Sweaty Cactus

When a woman forgets to shave her vaginal area, and it is quite sweaty.

OUCCHHH that hurts my genitalia, your sweaty cactus is rubbin my penis!!!!S

by ttbk January 16, 2010

Your some cactus!

To describe a person who has performed a idiotic act and remains ignorant to the foolishness of their actions.

Johnny has just tried to throw a pizza into the oven from a distance of 5 metres. Mid-flight, the toppings fall off.

Johnny, YOUR SOME CACTUS!

by Sean Gallagher January 14, 2008

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003