COVID ConcernGram 

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

COVID ConcernGram by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020

Covid-Weinstein 

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.

John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.

Covid-Weinstein by Jehebebe March 20, 2020

covid fro 

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.

I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!

covid fro by dade7117 March 28, 2020

COVID Clean 

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

COVID Clean by Dodeki April 3, 2020

covid-19th 

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

covid-19th by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020

Covid Boom 

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.

1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!

Covid Boom by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

Covid shuffle by Chriscape April 16, 2020