lobster claw

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007

Clawing

The act of inserting fingers (or claws) into a vagina and viciously clawing/scraping away until climax is reached (or bleeding).
recommended use in conjunction with wolfbagging, small household pets or whilst stroking your cookie nipples.

Elv: 'i was absolutely ball-bagged last night and got my digits stuck up this right sort
Fun: 'U give her a good clawing?? u bad cat'
Elv: 'yep, clawed her off a treat'

by Phil Watkinson October 19, 2007

sandy claws

Garfield at the beach.

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!

by QuacksO December 3, 2011

The Claw

A sexual occurrence in which the male's yam bag is pinched and pulled upward by a hefty woman's butt cheeks (in a girl-on-top position) until the yam bag can no longer stretch, causing the ball bag to drop, similar to the motion in a claw-grabbing prize arcade machine.

Poindexter: "Did you see Jeff's date last night? He said he boned that fattie!"
Ralph: "Yeah, I bet 'The Claw' was in full effect in his room!"
Dirt McGirt: "At least she didn't bust a 'Watery Ending' after she finished. That would've made him have to burn the sheets."

by L'Regis May 2, 2007

CLAWYS

Acronym for:
Currently laughing at what you said.
Synonym for LOL.
Pronounced (CLAW-wis)

Tom: I fell down the stairs at school today.
Dick: CLAWYS!

by MC Jiggy J July 6, 2005

lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012

Bear Claw Vagina

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

by Alec Jay April 17, 2009