Combablefuck

Noun; a messed up situation; like cluster fuck but 10x worse

I was in a combablefuck when I found out my girlfriend and her sister were both pregnant by me..

by Basic Grain September 2, 2019

Cimarron memorial high school

cimma hood has a bunch of messy fishy ass bitches, the girls bathroom is always dirty, smells like a fish market and must, the niggas there are conceited asf be ugly but fly, swear they can pull any bitch. The females are fake asf!, if you go to cimarron be careful who tf you surround yourself around, because there’s a lot of opps, you can tell someone something, and that person will tell everybody!. The ugliest bitches there are quick to talk shit about you don’t even worry about them 😂. theres a lot of nasty ass pigeons flying around, you better watch out for them mfs because they quick to snatch yo shit.

Cimarron memorial high school warning, don’t go there ...

by anymfway September 28, 2019

combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

Cumba

When yo smelly and aint nobody tell you dawg.

Ayyy brah i smell bad?
Nah bull we straight.

Das cumba fo yuh

by KindaLitBruda November 8, 2019

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

cumbag

When Betrayer Wog loses too much money gambling, so he takes a day off to rest, then returns to once again become the God of Gambling.

Also, cum on cartene. The sick bastard.

I’m gonna cum
One day
Cumbag
Wahahaha

by dinner_plate_dick April 27, 2020