blumpkinette

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

by PaulBaby August 19, 2007

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chunkin blumpkin

The unfortunate situation of vomiting on the recipient of a blumpkin.

She was a little too drunk when she went down on him for a blumpkin and ended up dropping a chunkin blumpkin on him.

by teeeee June 5, 2007

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Blumpling • Blumping • blumpking • blumplin • Bumplings • blumbling • Blumpalingus • Blumphing • blumpkingini • Blumpting

wet blumpkin

The graceful balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump while having a shower.

- Having a shower, dump, and blow job all at once - could it get any better?

Tyler was very busy in the morning getting ready for work so his girlfriend M decided to give him a wet blumpkin to save him some time that morning...and every morning there after.

by Fireman T October 16, 2009

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latin: Analingus miatus
A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

For those of us who are sexually disabled, the Reverse Blumpkin is a godsend. Though I can't achieve an erection, I can piss and get my butthole eaten out like there's no tomorrow.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

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