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blaked

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.
god, im so blaked.
by bobby April 29, 2004
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Blake

Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.
Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it
by holcamara July 10, 2015
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blanked

A blank is when you about to cum and you mom walks into the room. You immediately drop your dick in the sight of your own mother resulting in you not having an orgasm.
Dude, I was in my room going ham on my wang but my mom decided to walk in. I blanked so hard.
by sparkyjo December 15, 2014
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Blacked Topped

She has been blacked topped serval times.
by stello February 3, 2009
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Blaked

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.
"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"
by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011
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Blanked

When you have a total mind blank about something obvious and don't remember the answer for a few minutes
Teacher: So, Bob, what's the square root of two?

Bob: Uhh...what...um...twelve?

Teacher: Are you blanked?

Bob: Yes...
by BagsOfFlour October 17, 2016
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blacked raw

A very popular website in the porn world that a certain person named Breighlee Zimmerman especially loves mainly due to the BIG JUICY BLACK DICKS that her boyfriend Brenden Ferguson can't provide as he is a very popular Tiny Meat Gang member
Breighlee Zimmerman-I love Blacked Raw
Brenden Ferguson-I hate you and I'm going to leave you and date Caitlyn McNew
by Lol Nice Try December 22, 2020
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