Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Beef Poppers

Fat, heavy hanging testicles.

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.

I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Beef-a-rama

Possibly the most famous festival in the world, which occurs on the last weekend of September in Minocqua, Wisconsin. People parade beef throughout the streets then often put it between two pieces of white bread and eat it. Festivities run until midnight with several bands in the streets.

Beef-a-Rama is my favorite holiday of the year.

by Silver streak 1965 October 30, 2018

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

Beef fizz

Beef fizz is a summer drink, originally published in the 1975 Kitchen Companion drink guide. Made from two cans of condensed beef broth, one cup of chilled ginger ale, and two tablespoons of lemon juice it, is well known as a delicious and refreshing beverage, perfect for long days in the hot sun.

John: Hey man, come try my beef fizz.

Joe: What the fuck is a beef fizz?

John: Trust me man, just drink it.

Joe: sips beef fizz

Joe: vomits profusely

by tehfcuk June 27, 2020

Beef Village

The female equivalent of a Sausage Party. A gathering were there are disproportionately more women than men.

Straight woman: ugh, this party is such a beef village.
Gay woman: hell yeah, this party is such a beef village!

by Also Frankie Muniz December 4, 2020