Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010

Batman'd

You get deepthroated so hard your voice turns deep, like Batman's.

Chris got Batman'd last night and woke up saying (in a really deep voice) "Where's the Joker?!"

by CaptainGiggles September 2, 2012

Holy Insemination Batman

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.

"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"

by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005

Batman

Nanananananananana Batman!

"Dude I totally batman'd her"

by That_CrazyWalrus November 23, 2011

BATMN

Blew air through my nose

When she texted me something funny I literally “Blew air through my nose” BATMN

by Purple5555 November 4, 2018

Batmn

Stands for "Breathing Air Through My Nostrils". Use this instead of Lol or lmao because batmn is much more accurate.

Friend: *Sends an medicore meme* Hey bro check this out!

Friend 2: Meh, batmn.

by spartan24 November 4, 2018

badmon

(UK, MLE, n.) A badmon/badman is what a roadman would refer to himself in London. The word itself comes from Jamaican Patois. People involved on road never say they're a roadman, because nobody actually says that since it sounds off-putting. One calling himself a badmon/badman is essentially saying (or claiming) that he's involved, however in some cases that person is desperate for clout.

Tion Wayne is a badmon

"badmon don't eat pork, get man suttin else fuck is wrong with u g are you tapped"

by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 19, 2021