Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.

"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."

by el_chacal September 27, 2011

revenge bacon

When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.

Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!

Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.

by Micheal.SCARN May 3, 2017

Bacon slicer

the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast

pass me the bacon slicer mate

by scullymkts November 26, 2010

Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.

I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.

by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021

Bacon Smile

After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.

John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.

by Goodlum December 6, 2010

Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption

Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some

by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015