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backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017
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Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”
by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017
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backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick
She gave me tge backwards tornado.
by Animosus May 6, 2018
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Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends
by Naetharr July 1, 2018
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backwoodswhore

A girl/guy that only started smoking because of A$ap Mob gang. They would do anything for a backwoods except for have sex with them but they will also sell their nudes
Bro, Courtney would do anything for a backwoods.
Wow, I would never picture her as a backwoodswhore.
by Lovelycj21 July 26, 2018
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 8, 2018
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backwoods anal

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick
by doug0220 November 18, 2018
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