the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 09, 2021

to the M ax

to the max, or maximum. the best, highest, nothign is better

Yo this joint is phat to the M ax.

by niggs to the M ax February 20, 2003

true-axe breath

a person with rancid dog breath

Dude, he has true-axe breath. He needs to floss his teeth.

by thebeetman October 03, 2014

Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail

Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!

by DragonDan March 24, 2019

Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better

Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

Axe Body Spray

a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.

Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓

by coochiedestoryer334 December 24, 2023

Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.

The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.

by He who knows11 March 26, 2022