The Altoid is a creature standing at two feet tall and can ownly be beaten by another Altoid in a fight. It is a natutally frustrated creature can be found talking in third person and spending time with it's natural friend the British Chippy.
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A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"
"Yeah sounds good"
"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
"Yeah sounds good"
"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
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2) the part that usually holds one note while the soprano part dazzles ad shines
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