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Alan

Alan the box
by 808boiz July 27, 2021
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Alan

Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant
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Nein wehr?

Alan
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
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Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
alan during polish class - waers a hoodie
by habadabalove April 26, 2021
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Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
by RyButtnik October 5, 2023
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Alan Cavallaro

One of the most powerful sorcerers of all time.. never to be messed with...
I tried to fight back but then came Alan Cavallaro, and I had to dip...
by cp191 January 29, 2021
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alan

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
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Alan

Alan is a Celtic name which means noble, handsome etc.
Very humble and would do anything to make a person happy.
Yet, the most dangerous person in the room once he runs out of patience.
He's a sweetheart; he's Alan.
by Amir Zayed Khan November 23, 2021
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