abortion

A previous human right where we make basic fucking choices for ourselves

“The condom broke, so we’re moving to a country that still allows abortion

by LteEeeeeee July 25, 2022

Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.

Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.

by Byond86 October 16, 2012

Postpartum Abortion

To kill someone.

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.

by NavyRhino October 5, 2018

Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

Space abortion

When someone who's pregnant in space goes to a spaceship airlock and put a vagina size part over top of the airlock and spreads her legs over, while the abortion technician hits the airlock release.SWOOOSH FETAL SPACE JUNK!

That space slut has had nineteen space abortions

by Robbmvg666 September 1, 2019

Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021

Weeaboo Abortion

The act of carrying an undesired pregnancy to term, and then depositing the newborn child into a coin-operated locker.

"Hey Mike! What ever happened to that bastard you fathered?"
"Shortly after giving birth, my mistress decided to do a Weeaboo Abortion at the YMCA. No child support from me!"

by Miku39 July 2, 2022