alphahole

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.

That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!

by Saltybtch September 18, 2019

Alpha Baiting

Verb. Luring an Alpha dominant personality into their most primal, aggressive state by sly and subtle entrapment.

Bill was alpha baiting Jeff by using his own words against him. The rage boiled over as Jeff’s alpha personality had no other outlook to express himself other than a huff and a puff.

by Craig Dearborn November 19, 2019

Alpha Dugan

The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.

Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!

Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!

Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?

Dad: No.

by pattysouffle December 8, 2019

Alpiiine

The biggest beta male you will ever encounter. Very immature and will never be better than Timid.

Alpiiine: Damn I wish I was as good and alpha like Timid. I’ll never be like him :(
Timid: Shut your beta ass up.

by Alpha AF October 24, 2019

Alphanism

Moving from pretending to be an Alpha to knowing and realizing you’re an Alpha.

My Alphanism allows me to lack the necessity And the desire to have people surrounding me. My alphanism allows me to be free and people follow me.

by Renshaw Family May 18, 2021

Alpha-tude

Displaying an excellent example of service, leadership, and character. Alpha-tude stickers are passed out exclusively by Alpha Club members.

“Ryan is showing great alpha-tude this week.”

by FCIC July 2, 2021

alphonsa

alphonsa is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and thoughtful and so very smart. She is the best person in the world. She will succeed in everything she does.

I got a 100 on the quiz, wow I did an alphonsa.

I saw the most beautiful person ever, I think her name is Alphonsa

by i only tell the truth 123 January 25, 2022