Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....

"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."

by Spitonitpaw September 5, 2018

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Goober

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

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Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024

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silly goober

silly goober; adjective

silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.

Thing 1: i just committed arson to that building over there. *points to collapsed and on fire building*

Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!

by mvma.nugget December 1, 2024

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