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Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
by Goober Dana October 25, 2018
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Goober

me
I am goober
by therealgoober June 1, 2023
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goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
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Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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Goober Stank

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.
by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023
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goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers
Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.
by jA_mes July 8, 2011
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