turbo lag

Noun. The time between owning a 8v and upgrading to a 20vT.

Im turbo laggin, my 8v is too slow, i need 20vT power.

by Spyda_23 January 30, 2008

eBay lag

1. The time you wait from winning an auction to receiving the goods.

2. The time you wait from someone winning your auction to actually getting paid for the item.

1. I won that iPad on eBay three days ago and the guy hasn't shipped it yet. This eBay lag is killing me!

2. Someone bought my pet rock last week but hasn't paypal'd me the money yet. This eBay lag is driving me nuts!

by Sue Dough-Nim September 17, 2010

I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.

"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 26, 2021

The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.

me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"

by Krkič May 27, 2019

Vac Lag

much like Jet Lag, it is the tired, exhausted state after a long road trip or great vacation.

"Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."

by Sylavendara March 15, 2010

lag bender

the lag bender is a meme name for ppl who are so laggy that they bend lag and use it

guy1:that guy just killed me from a mile away he must be hacking
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag

by duckable September 07, 2020