Swirl Job

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris

Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.

by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016

thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

flesh job

The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.

Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.

by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019

insurance job

Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.

See also: Brexit, fire sale.

Turns out that warehouse that burned down last night was half empty. Looks like an insurance job.

by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020

Jimi Job

The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.

Im going to give myself a Jimi Job in moms basement tonight.

by Peter Schlongberg July 27, 2023

Nice job

An acute indictment of reality

" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .

by flute September 11, 2019